i went to the red sox game in baltimore last night. i don't think the orioles fans appreciated my enthusiasm for the red sox, and there were a lot of them. the drunk guys to our right were chanting red sox suck at the top of the 9th, and i was like, clearly not because we're beating you 6-2.

i've been living in fear of the government watching me ever since i tried to GPS fbi headquarters to go there for fun. they're probably reading this. hey, government. hope you like my blog.

i also feel like i should note that i signed my name change papers on march 9th, almost two months ago, and dumbo jones hasn't done anything except send us a bill for 60 cents worth of photo copies and 100 dollars for "redrafting the papers" which probably means that he messed them up in the first place. worst lawyer ever.