rainy days and tucker tackles

today has been a day for the books. on my way to class, i rear ended a mercedes benz on burke lake rd. when i told my new dad, he said "couldn't you have hit a cheaper car?" i have the worst luck in the entire world. i was surprisingly on time for class even though the owner of the mercedes made me stand in the rain with him explaining the inner-workings of the prius, because he was amazed that the engine turns off when you're not driving it.


when i got home the garage door wouldn't open, and it took me a lot of restraint to not call the garage door man and scream at him. the only reason i didn't is because the last time he came out to fix it, he told me there was nothing wrong with the garage door, told me to put some shoes on, and asked if we could smoke weed out of my hookah. then he criticized my aunt and uncle's parenting skills and said he would never let his 6 year old child smoke hookah. 


i called liberty mutual to make a claim and spent an hour on the phone with some guy named brian who had a heavy boston accent. he wanted me to commit to having my car fixed at one of their autoshops, and i kept telling him i would have my dad call and discuss with him because i can't even commit to a hair color, but he just kept pushing. i should have suggested him a future career in canvassing, because this guy was good.


also, i hardly got any info from the guy i hit, and by next week he's probably going to come up with a severe neck injury or something. i think i'm going to move back to massachusetts because virginia has been horrible for my driving record. 


later in the dsay i saw tucker eating something suspicious in the yard, so i went out to make sure he wasn't eating what i thought he was eating. he saw me coming and immediately burried it, and then ran over to me and tackled me to the ground. i managed to punch him in the face as i fell down in the mud. he got what he deserved.


also, started jew class last night. basically all i've learned so far is to "be fruitful and multiply", but uncle larry wanted me to ask how to convert before class even started. i'm down, as long as i get to start dating jews.