today i've realized that my dog is a total asshole. if he was a person, he'd be that really annoying hyperactive kid in your fifth grade class that was bigger than everyone and couldn't read and jumped all over you all day long while you were just trying to do your math problems before recess. i just brought cassie over, the 14 year old dog that i'm currently watching while my neighbors are away. i thought it would be nice for all of us to sit on the front porch, so i put tucker's leash on to bring him out with us, and he started going absolutely batshit bonkers. it's as if a demon posesses him once he sees his leash. she starts shaking ferociously and foaming at the mouth and jumping all over me no matter how many times i punch him in the face. i realized this idea was clearly not going to work when i brought tucker out onto the porch and he immediately knocked my hookah and three chairs over, so i brought him back inside and banished him to the backyard. cassie didn't understand what the two of us were doing on the front porch, so i brought her back inside, but gabbie's on the prowl so i couldn't leave her in there alone, so i just put her in the backyard as well. for some reason cassie is THE only thing gabbie isn't afraid of, probably because she's 14 and can't put up a fight. tucker: 1. rosie: 0.

today i woke up with a kidney infection. the doctor can't see me til three, and i had to bring in amanda's car for an oil change at 11:18, so i went over to toyota. there was much confusion because they had scheduled the oil change for my car accidently, but finally it was settled and the guy asked us to please not buy matching cars ever again. they told me something was recalled on amanda's car so i had to wait 2 hours for it to be done, so i sat down and tried to connect to the wifi, which failed. so i decided to take a walk, and crossing the highway proved to be trecherous. finally i made it to bombay bistro where i sat outside and stole their internet because as a general rule for myself, i don't go anywhere that has "bistro" in the name. i walked back to toyota an hour early and the prius was sitting in the parking lot, done. so i peaced out of there and got more bloodwork done.

i'm thinking of getting tucker a grooming appointment for next week for him to get a lion cut and not telling my family about it.