i just went over to the bank to change my name, and the man there congratulated me on my marriage. i look like i'm 14, but i guess that's not uncommon in the south.

dog sitting for a great dane next weekend. i couldn't be more excited. i feel like i should be paying them to let me play with him all weekend.

uncle larry just sat me down to go over his family tree so i would know everything about his cousins that he invited over for memorial day. most of the family members were highlighted because they've been disowned from the family. i'm watching my back now because one wrong move and i could be next.

also, the entire family minus me is sitting downstairs watching america's funniest home videos and laughing extremely loudly. i'm in bed because amanda's home and she hates my guts so i'm distancing myself. i wouldn't be surprised if i am highlighted on that family tree sometime soon.