living the life of a mason student, + the new TLC show about me

i've now started essentially living the life of a george mason student, without going to george mason. i go to their EAG meetings, i am coordinating an EAG event in october, as well as coordinating lodging/travel logistics to powershift. i also signed up for the swing dance club. i'm thinking of purchasing a parking pass, because i think the majority of money the mason pond deck parking garage makes is off of me.

last night i dragged kathleen to the EAG meeting under the false pretenses that they would be screening 'the last mountain'. i didn't realize this was false, as it was on their calendar, and i was almost positive that at the last meeting, they said "next week we'll be watching the last mountain". upon our late arrival with bekah, we arrived short-breathed to find out it was just a regular EAG meeting with a discussion about mountain top removal. kathleen was furious as she had canceled a date to come see the movie.

i found out my mother was also at george mason, seeing a guest speaker who is the author of the current book her book club was reading. i also found out that her and the book club would be at brion's grille after the speaker. so naturally, kathleen and i decided to stalk her.

the night ended with me being drunk and my mother showing off pictures of me getting arrested to her book club. most were excited, but one of them was ashamed. pmcg told me later it was because "she's a republican".

i spent most of today bleeding from the nose and gums as well as coughing up blood. i got about an hour of work in there somewhere. then i got some type of IV treatment, and i am no longer bleeding which is convenient cause i have a lot to do tomorrow.

i'm planning to pitch a new reality series to TLC called 'the girl who got all the recessive genes'. it'll be a story of diabeties, bleeding, allergies, and adoption. the DVD cover will look something like this: